A portly Englishman comes home from work with potato chip crumbs on his vest. His wife immediately scolds him for his weight. "You need to lose a few pounds," his petite wife says. So the Englishman, an economist, removes his wallet and throws a couple of bills in the trash. "There! You happy now." The Englishman sits down to watch the evening news a few pounds lighter.
This would never happen. They call chips - "crisps" in Britain.
ReplyDeleteDo they even use the pound as a unit of measurement of mass in Britain?
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ReplyDeletei knew i messed up on the chips and the joke was a groaner...thanks for your comments
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